Two women were catching up at a local coffee shop.
One of the women told the other that she had been worried that her husband would find a woman better than her and leave.
So she watched him closely over a few weeks and relaxed. She realized that he couldn't find anything.
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- Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:37 pm
- Forum: Sooner Archives
- Topic: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
- Replies: 492
- Views: 25527
- Mon Mar 25, 2024 9:25 pm
- Forum: OU Women's Basketball
- Topic: Sooner Women's Basketball: Round of 32 vs Indiana on their Court
- Replies: 7
- Views: 139
Re: Sooner Women's Basketball: Round of 32 vs Indiana on their Court
It might be my crimson colored glasses, but I felt we were out numbered in this game 8-5. The Hoosers were as physical as we were but were rarely called for a foul. Their star player hit Vann in the nose while putting up a shot in the 3rd quarter, yet they did not call a flagrant 1 and did allow the...
- Mon Mar 25, 2024 2:04 pm
- Forum: OU Men's Sports
- Topic: OU QB Commit Kevin Sperry Transfers
- Replies: 9
- Views: 267
Re: OU QB Commit Kevin Sperry Transfers
The Locked on Sooners crowd say he is transferring solely to be close to family and that he still plans to pre-enrol at OU come Jan 2025.
- Wed Mar 20, 2024 11:28 am
- Forum: OU Men's Basketball
- Topic: Is it a snub?
- Replies: 7
- Views: 216
Re: Is it a snub?
Virginia, which was chosen over OU for the NCAA tournament, embarrassed the selection committee and the ACC by scoring only 14 points in the 1st half of their play-in game against Colorado St. last night. The final was CSU 67 - V 42. This is the 2nd lowest amount of points scored in the NCAA tournam...
- Wed Mar 20, 2024 11:09 am
- Forum: Baseball
- Topic: Sooner Baseball: Hosts Dallas Baptist tonight @ LD Mitchell Park
- Replies: 2
- Views: 34
Re: Sooner Baseball: Hosts Dallas Baptist tonight @ LD Mitchell Park
Teddy Lehman is going to be livid with this result. He has been, jokingly, calling Dallas Baptist as a thorn in the Sooner's side.
- Mon Mar 18, 2024 6:33 pm
- Forum: OU Men's Basketball
- Topic: NIT...WHY???
- Replies: 7
- Views: 137
Re: NIT...WHY???
Yes, they were 20-12 overall. Normally 20 wins is a pretty solid number; however they were 8-10 in the conference and lost in the first round of the conference tournament. There were injuries, but even when they weren't injured, they didn't play consistently well, having to come from behind for win...
- Mon Mar 18, 2024 6:26 pm
- Forum: OU Men's Basketball
- Topic: NIT...WHY???
- Replies: 7
- Views: 137
Re: NIT...WHY???
A few weeks back, Ikard discussed NIL and that OU is struggling a bit to make the $9 million they need for the football team. Makes me wonder how much they can muster for the basketball team. (Aside - A$M supposedly has a $40 million war chest, yet we are beating them in recruiting. Says something a...
- Fri Mar 15, 2024 11:39 pm
- Forum: OU Men's Basketball
- Topic: Sooner Men's B-ball takes on TCU today @ 2 PM in Big 12 Tourney
- Replies: 18
- Views: 273
Re: Sooner Men's B-ball takes on TCU today @ 2 PM in Big 12 Tourney
It’s going to be very close as to whether we are still on the Dance Card. I could easily see our spot going to TCU or even KSt. I glanced over Palm's Braketology for 3/15 AM. TCU is in the field as an #8 seed and we are a #9 seed. KSU is out of the tournament and all the variables that go into the ...
- Thu Mar 14, 2024 4:55 pm
- Forum: Non-OU Sports
- Topic: Baylor hires Patterson
- Replies: 0
- Views: 37
Baylor hires Patterson
Technically, we are still in the Big XII.....
- Thu Mar 14, 2024 10:15 am
- Forum: OU Men's Basketball
- Topic: Sooner Men's B-ball takes on TCU today @ 2 PM in Big 12 Tourney
- Replies: 18
- Views: 273
Re: Sooner Men's B-ball takes on TCU today @ 2 PM in Big 12 Tourney
NIT, here we come. I don't think you need to be so pessimistic. Both Lunardi (ESPN) and Palm (CBS) still have us comfortably in the tournament as a 9 or10 seed. That gives us a pretty good buffer even if some non-tournament team wins their conference tournament to steal a bid. The only thing I can ...
- Sat Mar 09, 2024 8:24 am
- Forum: OU Men's Basketball
- Topic: Oklahoma Men's BB: Closes with road game at Texas: Sat @ 1 PM
- Replies: 6
- Views: 99
Re: Oklahoma Men's BB: Closes with road game at Texas: Sat @ 1 PM
A win today will go along way to assuring our spot in the NCAA tournament. Yes, we have 20 wins, but I worry about too many conference tournament upsets that still could knock us out. And it would be fun denying UT their 20th win.
- Thu Mar 07, 2024 10:39 am
- Forum: OU Men's Sports
- Topic: Pate: How good will OU be in 2024?
- Replies: 2
- Views: 144
Pate: How good will OU be in 2024?
Emphasizes schedule discrepancy with Texas. I wonder who UT bribed to get that cupcake SEC schedule?
- Sun Mar 03, 2024 9:26 pm
- Forum: OU Softball
- Topic: It was inevitable I suppose, OU loses to Louisiana
- Replies: 12
- Views: 404
Re: It was inevitable I suppose, OU loses to Louisiana
I agree that the STREAK put enormous pressure on this team ,however I would say it became a 600 pound gorilla on OUr backs not a monkey . :bow: I believe I read it in "Presidents Can't Punt," The weight of the football winning streak was getting to the 1957 team and after the loss the tea...
- Sun Mar 03, 2024 1:17 pm
- Forum: OU Men's Basketball
- Topic: Sooner Men's BB hosts #1 Houston at LNC in a 7 PM game Tonight!
- Replies: 5
- Views: 79
Re: Sooner Men's BB hosts #1 Houston at LNC in a 7 PM game Tonight!
If they can give the same type of effort for these last two regular season games, I believe they will win both and be in the tournament.
- Fri Mar 01, 2024 9:52 pm
- Forum: Non-OU Sports
- Topic: Wendy's Price Surge
- Replies: 0
- Views: 33
Wendy's Price Surge
Matt Mitchell humor