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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 11:42 pm
by Rough Rider

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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 11:43 pm
by Rough Rider
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 11:43 pm
by Rough Rider
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 11:44 pm
by Rough Rider
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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2023 11:45 pm
by Rough Rider
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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:40 am
by Oklahombre
:bow: :bow: :bow: :handsup: :handsup:

Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2023 9:49 pm
by SwampSooner
A blonde drove her new car back to the dealership and told the service manager that there is something wrong with the car. It drives just fine during the day but will not move during the night.

The service manager and his chief mechanic went over the car and could find nothing wrong.

When the service manager told the blonde they could not find a problem, she angrily blew up at him.

"You just think that I'm stupid. That I am just a dumb blonde you can take advantage of. But I will have you know, just as sure as D means Day and N means Night, I know how to drive a car."

Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2023 9:53 pm
by SwampSooner
A blonde walks up to the bar and signals the bartender to come over.

The bartender asks, "What can I do for you?"

The Blonde replies, "I want a 15."

"A what?"

"I want a 15. You know, a 7 & 7."

Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2023 9:20 am
by Triple Option
If the tinfoil hat crowd secretly runs everything, would that make them . . .

The Aluminati?

Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2023 9:20 am
by Triple Option
With it now being legal in so many states (to various degrees in various forms), the IRS has announced that all marijuana dealers must file a joint tax return.

Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2023 3:31 pm
by SwampSooner
A blonde comes running home from school. She blows through the door yelling ' Mama, Mama'.

Her mother comes rushing in from the kitchen and asks ' What dear?'

You won't believe what happened at school today. I was able to count to 10 while all the other girls were only able to count to four! I wonder why?

The mother replied,' it's because you are blonde.'

The next day, the blonde came running into the kitchen yelling, 'Mama, Mama, you won't believe what I saw in gym class today! We were changing into our exercise clothes and I noticed that all the other girls were flat-chested while I have these.

She pulls up her shirt displaying a pair of 36-C breasts. 'Is this because I am blonde?

Her mother said, 'no dear. It is because you are 24.'

Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 6:34 pm
by Oklahombre
Dummy...

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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 6:59 pm
by Oklahombre
Fact of the day....

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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:07 pm
by Oklahombre
White River Sooner fishing off the bridge...

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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:09 pm
by Oklahombre
I can do that...

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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:17 pm
by Oklahombre
Smarter than some posters... :D

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