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Bottom post of the previous page:

Smarter than some posters... :D

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OSU signs new portal players due to so many transfers... :dude:

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End it with a bear gif for Walt...

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Gentle Ben can't brush his own teeth ? Where is Clint Howard when you need him ?
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Mike Leach on hands and dinosaurs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FKOWhDG0jQ
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Had a nightmare last night where I dreamed I was trapped in a snow globe.

I was OK after I woke, but I still felt kind of shaken up.
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There's no reason to be angry at lazy people.

They didn't do anything.
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I went out to go running but came back almost immediately because I forgot something.

I forgot that I'm too old, fat, and out of shape to go running.
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"This is the little band we started. We call ourselves The Subtractions.

Take it away boys!"
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